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  "path": "/2026/02/11/media-baffled-as-to-anything-mass-shooters-might-possibly-have-in-common-satire/",
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  "textContent": "U.S. — With the horrific news breaking of yet another mass shooting at a school, the media has remained completely stumped as to anything recent mass shooters could have in common.",
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