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  "path": "/2026/02/11/wife-interrupts-own-story-with-another-story-satire/",
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  "textContent": "SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local wife Rebecca Gadsen interrupted a story she was telling her husband to begin telling yet another unrelated story.",
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