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  "path": "/2026/02/05/missionary-on-hour-twelve-of-trying-to-get-chatgpt-saved-satire/",
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  "textContent": "KISSIMMEE, FL — Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord’s work and trying to convert ChatGPT to Christianity.",
  "title": "Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved (Satire)"
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