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  "path": "/2026/02/05/to-make-games-fair-mlb-will-now-have-managers-line-everyone-up-and-pick-teams-before-each-game-satire/",
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  "textContent": "NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season, to make games more fair, Major League Baseball will now have managers line everyone up and pick teams before each game.",
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