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  "textContent": "submitted by starman2112 to curatedtumblr\n295 points | 100 comments\n\n\nexistentialmemes\n\nAlright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For _**several**_ hours. Yes it _**is**_ dangerous and _**terrible**_ for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets _**will**_ get sick from eating the debris and you _**will**_ feel terrorized inside your own home.\n\nNo you _**can’t**_ opt out of it. _**Everyone**_ is doing it and frankly it’s _**weird**_ that you don’t want to.\n\nNo _**you**_ can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a _**license**_ for that. You can however launch these **marginally smaller** ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds _**great.**_\n\nSo anyway, **fireworks were a mistake** and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.",
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