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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-10T19:36:43.000Z",
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    "a link",
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  "textContent": "submitted by LeviticusIsForPedophiles to microblogmemes\n457 points | 80 comments\n\n\nHere is a link to learn more about the bill.\n\nIt is also important to note this legislation also includes language for ongoing, real-time monitoring. Not just verification\n\nHere is a summary from the link shared above:\n\n> _Requires manufacturers of internet-enabled devices to conduct age assurance to determine a user’s age category and provide all websites, online services, online applications and mobile applications on such user’s internet-enabled device and/or application store manufactured by the covered manufacturer with a digital signal that such user is a covered minor as well as the age category of such covered minor via a real-time application programming interface (API)._\n\nI love the inclusion of the API acronym; all super serious sounding. Like these dumb pedophiles even know what an API is!\n\nYou are encouraged to have an opinion about this. It is obvious what is happening here.\n\nDo you have the spine to be remembered?\n\nWe are at an epic turning point in human history. Those who rise to meet that standard are today’s heroes.\n\nThe real world, filled with everyday people, needs individuals who embody a willingness to say “ _Get fucked!_ ”\n\nIf this is your first time learning about heroics, look up information about the “hero’s journey”. Also known as the “monomyth”.\n\nIt’s okay to be new. What isn’t okay is to sit on the sidelines in today’s world.\n\nYou are alive today. Take full advantage of it.\n\nHail Satan!",
  "title": "You'll have to kill me first. No way in good Satan's Hell will pedophiles put their software on my computer. Eat dick bitch."
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