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  "textContent": "submitted by KayLeadfoot to nottheonion\n315 points | 38 comments\nhttps://fuelarc.com/off-road/watch-this-cybertruck-self-destruct-in-shallow-water/\n\nIf you can’t safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?",
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