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  "textContent": "The Kane Parsons’ film “Backrooms” raked in a staggering $38 million on its opening Friday alone, shattering A24’s previous record of $25.5 million for Alex Garland’s “Civil War.” To put this into perspective, it even bested The Mandalorian and Grogu, which amassed $33.7 million on their way to an impressive total of $81.6 million for […]\n\nThe post “Finally, a Film So Boring It Made the Critics Forget to Watch It” first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "“Finally, a Film So Boring It Made the Critics Forget to Watch It”"
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