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"textContent": "### The Groundbreaking Innovation of Clicking a Button Every Month Forever In a move that truly cements 2026 as the year of revolutionary breakthroughs, Microsoft has announced that Windows 11 users can now pause updates “indefinitely”—provided, of course, that “indefinite” means exactly thirty-five days. It’s the kind of linguistic gymnastics that would make a politician […]\n\nThe post Microsoft Lets You Indefinitely Delay Windows Updates, but 35 Days At A Time first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
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