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  "textContent": "**The Pixel Watch 4 is Finally on Sale, and Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself** Stop the presses. Put down your $12 artisanal soy latte. Google has graciously shaved a staggering $40 off the Pixel Watch 4, bringing the price down to a “steal” of $309.99. If you’ve been waiting since yesterday to save […]\n\nThe post Finally A $40 Discount So You Can Pay For The Watch Without Borrowing From Your Future Self first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "Finally A $40 Discount So You Can Pay For The Watch Without Borrowing From Your Future Self"
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