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  "textContent": "### The Return of the Suppository: Mercedes Re-Re-Launches the EQS In a move that absolutely everyone expected from a company currently engaged in a decade-long staring contest with its own design department, Mercedes-Benz is reintroducing the EQS. After a brief “prudent” hiatus—which is corporate-speak for “our dealers were using these as $110,000 paperweights”—the jelly bean […]\n\nThe post MercedesReintroducesTheEQSBubble Because Who Doesn’t Need a 120k Car That Resembles a Dessert first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "MercedesReintroducesTheEQSBubble Because Who Doesn’t Need a 120k Car That Resembles a Dessert"
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