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  "textContent": "In the grand tradition of solving problems that don’t exist with money you shouldn’t spend, Dyson has graced us with the **PencilVac Fluffycones**. Currently “on sale” for the low, low price of **$449.99**, this device is the vacuum equivalent of buying a gold-plated toothpick: it’s technically functional, wildly overpriced, and a cry for help from […]\n\nThe post Dyson PencilVac Fluffycones $450 Vacuum That Makes Your Roomba Jealous first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "Dyson PencilVac Fluffycones $450 Vacuum That Makes Your Roomba Jealous"
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