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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-08T05:32:21.000Z",
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  "textContent": "In a move that proves the media industry is just a very expensive game of musical chairs played in a burning building, *The Washington Post* has tapped Jeff D’Onofrio as its acting CEO. Because when your legendary newspaper—the one that took down Nixon—is facing a billionaire-funded identity crisis, the obvious solution is to hire the […]\n\nThe post Washington Post Names D Onofrio As Acting CEO Because Who Cares About Facts first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "Washington Post Names D Onofrio As Acting CEO Because Who Cares About Facts"
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