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  "textContent": "Welcome to the era of the “innovative” $29 coin. In a recent display of tech-journalism-induced Stockholm Syndrome, we’re being told that the second-generation AirTag—a device whose primary function is to tell you that you are, in fact, incompetent—is actually superior to the iPad. Yes, you read that correctly. A piece of plastic containing a CR2032 […]\n\nThe post Congratulations Apple Your $29 AirTag Is Now More Valuable Than iPad first appeared on sparkSammy's Hot Tech Takes.",
  "title": "Congratulations Apple Your $29 AirTag Is Now More Valuable Than iPad"
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