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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-04T07:02:00.000Z",
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  "tags": [
    "Who Would You Choose",
    "Gage Palmer",
    "Johnny Ford",
    "Naked Sword"
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  "textContent": "NAKED SWORD: Johnny was just laying around in his underwear and scratching his balls in the hot sweaty summer heat when Gage comes by thinking that he’s gonna be able to con Johnny into selling his trailer. Yeah, that’s not gonna go down the way he thinks. https://x.com/bronetworkxxx/status/2027937011840045153?s=20 Johnny takes that opportunity to drop Gage’s pants […]",
  "title": "Who would you cruise? Johnny Ford, Gage Palmer… or both?"
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