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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-12T07:00:00.000Z",
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    "Who Would You Choose",
    "Blain O'Connor",
    "Disruptive Films",
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  "textContent": "DISRUPTIVE FILMS: Finn McCartney’s (Blain O’Connor) just trying to relax by the pool under his new sun-sail when his HOA’s resident creep, Todd Mayer (Joel Someone), starts lurking. Finn catches Todd spying — and not just watching, but getting himself off while hiding in the bushes. Finn calls him out, forcing Todd out of the shadows. […]",
  "title": "Who would you cruise? Blain O’Connor, Joel Someone… or both?"
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