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  "description": "An old joke",
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  "textContent": "In 2014, Shelley Rosen F12 and Beatrice Evelyn Erikson F12 were rebuilding the online Omen Archives on bork.hampshire.edu/~omen. They started by looking at old Omen websites. On the oldest version of the Omen website they could find—from the late 90s—an anonymous Omenite had created a Div III Title Generator: a button you could click to generate a fictional Div III project. It generated many funny titles, but the code was old, and the references were outdated.\n\nA beginner programmer procrastinating her actual coursework, Shelley decided to rewrite the code to run on a \"modern\" (for 2014) website. While sitting around the Omen Office in the basement of Merrill A, the Omen staff collectively brainstormed new words and phrases to add to the generator. When the new online Omen archives were launched, a new Div III title generator was included with it. Also included was Tom Howe F11's iLvidillo, a web application where you could infinitely scroll the same image of Elvis, as an armadillo, which had graced the pages of 18 issues of the Omen—790 times.\n\nThe Online Omen Archives now live on Archive.org where you can read through Hampshire history from 1993 to 2026, but the Div III generator was lost. **Until now!** Rescued from the archives, we present to you, **The Division III Title Generator!**\n\n> //Div III Generator 2.0 Re-Written/Updated by Shelley Rosen F12. Original Div III Generator by an anonymous Omen staffer from the 90s.\n> //Some phrase items were taken from the original Div III generator, most are communal contributions.\n> //This code is open-source and written in jquery.\n\n****Generate Div III _****_\n\nIf you have an archive of the original Omen website with the original Div III Title Generator, or if you know who wrote the original generator, please contact submit@posthampshire.org so we can update this submission with even more Hampshire history.",
  "title": "Div III Title Generator 2.0",
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