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"publishedAt": "2026-03-23T19:12:56.000Z",
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"textContent": "I used to keep tabs on video games. These days I’m far out of the loop, and in the case of _Crimson Desert_ , extremely so. Doesn’t matter though, thanks to a Slack conversation I had unexpectedly with my colleague and fellow member of The Full Nerd, Adam Patrick Murray. He explained the entire point of the game with a screenshot preview of this Kotaku link and this message: “ _I’m trying to see how much of the game I can play while holding the cat_ “\n\n**Me:** That’s a big freaking cat in that screenshot.\n**Adam:** Yeah, these cats are very large.\n\n**Me:** Like bigger than a Maine Coon.\n**Adam:** This game is all over the place in terms of proportions.\n**Adam:** I found a kitten!\n\nThis kitten looks just like my cat did as a baby!\n\nFoundry / Adam Patrick Murray\n\n**Me:** Do they come in any other colors.\n**Adam:** Yes. And sizes.\n**Adam:** You pick them up and pet them to gain +5 trust.\n\nSold.\n\n(Don’t @ me, I’m going to be too busy picking up kittens in whatever world and place _Crimson Desert_ is set in. I guess it’s medieval? Whatever.)",
"title": "I learned everything I need to know about Crimson Desert from one screenshot"
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