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  "textContent": "NOW THE BIG GREEN MAN BRINGS YOU 4 KINDS OF CORN! That sentence is simultaneously wholesome and threatening. John C. Howard painted the Jolly Green Giant towering over his corn empire like a vegetable-themed Godzilla, and honestly the 1950s version is way more intimidating than the modern mascot.",
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