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  "textContent": "It's very hard to get mad at Elmo from \"Sesame Street.\" Really, it's kind of hard to get mad at any Muppet (except Pepe the King Prawn; he's always trying to steal your girl if given even half a chance), but this week Knicks fans were still irate at Elmo for not picking a side in the NBA…",
  "title": "Elmo makes it clear he's rooting for Team USA after New York Knicks fans put his head on a pike"
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