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  "textContent": "The Minocqua Brewing Company made a post sharing its sorrow after finding out that Donald Trump was not killed during the attempted assassination on his life on Saturday night in DC.",
  "title": "Brewing company laments 'we almost got free beer day' for Trump assassination... months after promising free booze when president dies"
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