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  "textContent": "Cardi B has never been one to shy away from a viral moment, but her latest escapade in San Francisco might be her most mechanical yet. The Grammy-winning rapper made headlines this weekend after a hilarious encounter with a robot turned into a literal tumble. The incident occurred during the star-studded festivities leading up to...",
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