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  "textContent": "\n\n\n\n\n\nTypical Florida man and typical Florida behavior. In fact, it’s so typical, you might recall that this same naked Florida man was arrested three years ago when he tried to steal a jet ski. Here’s the WPLG report on the new arrest after he chased people on the beach with a power drill:\n\nAnd ICYMI, here’s the arrest from 2023, when he tried to steal a jet ski:",
  "title": "Naked Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Kill People On Beach With Massive Power Drill"
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