NY Police Release Bodycam Footage Of Justin Timberlake’s DUI Arrest

Well, this was boring. Everyone was so nice to each other, I’m surprised they didn’t just start sucking each other’s dicks on the side of the road. If anything, this actually makes me like Justin Timberlake, which is not something I’m exactly happy about. He was even kind of cute and I almost felt bad for him when he said, “By the way, these are, like, really hard tests!” Here’s the Sag Harbor, NY police bodycam footage that was released today, showing Timberlake’s DUI arrest from nearly two years ago (as you’ll recall, he took a plea deal and paid a fine). If you don’t want to waste time watching the whole thing, the cuffs go on at about 12:45. Shortly after that, there’s an extremely annoying friend (she looks like Laura Loomer and seems drunker than Timberlake?) who makes a fool of herself by claiming that because Timberlake recorded the songs “Bye Bye Bye” and “Sexy Back,” the police should not arrest him for driving drunk: