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  "textContent": "I’ve come equipped with zero knowledge of football, three months of Duolingo Spanish and the raw, utterly unjustified confidence of a true American who once ordered at Chipotle without switching to English.\n\nThe post Duolingo did not prepare me for the Super Bowl halftime show appeared first on The Stanford Daily.",
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