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  "path": "/2026/05/04/report-laurelhurst-residents-blocking-helicopter-landings-at-seattle-childrens-aint-heard-shit-yet/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-05T05:44:00.000Z",
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  "textContent": "A new report confirmed today that Laurelhurst residents blocking helicopters carrying kids in critical condition from landing directly at Seattle Children’s hospital because they’re too noisy ain’t heard motherfucking shit yet. “Our noise study research shows that if waterfront mansion owners in Laurelhurst think hearing a Life Flight carrying a critically ill child land directly […]",
  "title": "Report: Laurelhurst Residents Blocking Helicopter Landings at Seattle Children’s Ain’t Heard Shit Yet"
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