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  "path": "/2026/04/27/rural-armed-militia-converts-compound-to-ballroom/",
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  "textContent": "Inspired by President Donald Trump’s genius tactic to increase his safety against all sworn enemies, today a rural armed militia on the border of Eastern Washington and Idaho has already converted its compound into a gilded ballroom. “It just clicked for us over the weekend that if we ever want to be able to rise […]",
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