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  "textContent": "A flock of Canada geese looking to relax and picnic on a local park lawn today said they couldn’t believe how much crap humans left all over the grass. “God, how do humans even produce this much shit?” said one goose as it gagged at a forgotten camo truck hat with some dumb band name […]",
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