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  "textContent": "I BLAME — ER, I MEAN, CREDIT — GLOBAL WARMING: Why Are Bikinis Getting Smaller? Modern bikinis leave 95% of a woman’s body bare, but men show respect by mostly staring only at the parts that are left covered.",
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