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  "textContent": "DR. EVIL FORESEES ALL: Shark lasers could help save vulnerable species. “Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!” I would have thought an ill-tempered mutated sea bass would have been more useful in this application.",
  "title": "DR. EVIL FORESEES ALL:  Shark lasers could help save vulnerable species.  “Sharks with frickin’ lase"
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