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  "textContent": "DISPATCHES FROM THE GAYS OF HORMUZ: Excuse me, that's mullahphobic You think the Japan-America lovefest is fun, wait til the Iranian people have unfettered X access https://t.co/ZB8jUgUaS2 — Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 31, 2026 Classical reference in headline: 💪 https://t.co/dDakXtCgkr — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 31, 2026",
  "title": "DISPATCHES FROM THE GAYS OF HORMUZ:  https://twitter.com/xnoesbueno/status/2039017544443412959"
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