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  "textContent": "CHEERFUL STORY DEPT: Defensive Gun Use: Homeowner’s Gun vs. Midnight Moron. “Our fearless homeowner, clearly in no mood for the early morning demands of a wacko, grabbed his firearm and called the cops. He also delivered a clear warning to the window breaker to cease the unlawful behavior. Or else. ‘Go Away! I’m armed. Police […]",
  "title": "CHEERFUL STORY DEPT:  Defensive Gun Use: Homeowner’s Gun vs. Midnight Moron.  “Our fearless homeow"
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