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  "textContent": "AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: The Babylon Bee Ranks Humanity's Worst Inventions https://t.co/0chyKQi4Gy pic.twitter.com/i3tnXJPBnO — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 13, 2026",
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