{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "bskyPostRef": {
    "cid": "bafyreidpvtrg6g3ymvuj7z266fcf63nqnxpgl3zgamejoysfcjdczp65ma",
    "uri": "at://did:plc:w7hmbkewefqw7enru2jxut7o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxynqap6b52"
  },
  "coverImage": {
    "$type": "blob",
    "ref": {
      "$link": "bafkreif24zwsr4zbqtenfbndsagaabhmn2av7cs6iax6xj5fm5tndigt2y"
    },
    "mimeType": "image/png",
    "size": 600415
  },
  "path": "/mlb/our-ass-in-the-jackpot-terry-collins-noah-syndergaard-tom-hallion.html",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-28T21:30:37.000Z",
  "site": "https://awfulannouncing.com",
  "tags": [
    "MLB",
    "News",
    "Ysportshub",
    "Chase Utley",
    "hot mics",
    "noah syndergaard",
    "Terry Collins",
    "Tom Hallion"
  ],
  "textContent": "May 28, 2016, was not a great day for large, beloved figures being taken out before their time. Not only did Harambe — the 17-year-old western lowland gorilla whose death at the Cincinnati Zoo would consume the internet for the better part of a year — meet his end that afternoon, but Noah Syndergaard was…",
  "title": "10 years ago, Tom Hallion’s ass was in the jackpot"
}