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  "textContent": "It's time again for a reader special, and once again it's all **The Beast In Black** (there must be a story to that nick, no?).\n\n\"MySQL is not better than your SQL,\" he pontificated, \"especially when it comes to the Workbench Migration Wizard\"\n\n> \"Sadly,\" says he, \"Not even gmail/chromium either.\"\n\n> \"Updated software is available, but there are no updates!\" he puzzled. \"Clicking Install Now just throws that dialog right back in my face. I'm re-cursing.\" Zero, one, does it really make a difference?\n\n> \"Questions\" **The Beast in Black** \"I do, in fact, have a question...\"\n\n> One of the foundational guides to my [lyle, not bib] engineering career was John Bentley's _Programming Pearls_. These are not those.\n\"Veni, vidi: vc. No pearls of wisdom here, just litter.\" says **The Beast**.\n\n> [Advertisement] **Plan Your .NET 9 Migration with Confidence**\nYour journey to .NET 9 is more than just one decision.Avoid migration migraines with the advice in this free guide. **Download Free Guide Now!**",
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