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  "path": "/articles/corporate-language-compliance-generator",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-01T08:00:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://thedailywtf.com",
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  "textContent": "You've already read the longer version. You need a quick phrase of corpo-speak to distract and confuse your rivals. Here's the generator for doing that:\n\n###\n\nGenerate\n\nNow, admittedly, this generator may _use_ a grammar for generating phrases, but it's not an English grammar, and the result is that sometimes it has problems with verb agreement and other prosaic English rules. I say, lean into it. Let someone challenge your bad grammar, and then look down your nose at them, and say: \"I'm blue-skying the infosphere across new domains, you wouldn't get it.\"\n\n[Advertisement] Keep the plebs out of prod. Restrict NuGet feed privileges with ProGet. Learn more.",
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