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    "booksandchainmail",
    "dark-magician-girl-meets-world",
    "i. yeah. terribly profound in a fairy-tale way",
    "there was a door-to-door religion salesman i talked to when i little; kept hammering on about people getting tempted down the Road to Ruin",
    "and i (genuinely confused) asked why more people didn’t follow because surely Ruin was the best place to go if you wanted to help",
    "he looked poleaxed and wandered away. i guess i can’t blame him - i was about 9 and looked maybe 6. so that must have been unnerving for hi",
    "m #but that was my confusion with the whole heaven/hell set-up for years; surely heaven needs saints like a fish needs a bicycle",
    "hell is where there is work to do",
    "@thoughtsformtheuniverse"
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  "textContent": "booksandchainmail:\n\n> dark-magician-girl-meets-world:\n>\n>> Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!\n>\n> #i. yeah. terribly profound in a fairy-tale way #there was a door-to-door religion salesman i talked to when i little; kept hammering on about people getting tempted down the Road to Ruin #and i (genuinely confused) asked why more people didn’t follow because surely Ruin was the best place to go if you wanted to help #he looked poleaxed and wandered away. i guess i can’t blame him - i was about 9 and looked maybe 6. so that must have been unnerving for him #but that was my confusion with the whole heaven/hell set-up for years; surely heaven needs saints like a fish needs a bicycle #hell is where there is work to do (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)",
  "title": "Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it…"
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