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  "textContent": "superhighschoolleveldespair:\n\n> superhighschoolleveldespair:\n>\n>> so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??\n>>\n>> see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO\n>\n> …\n>\n> ………..",
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