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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-19T17:02:40.000Z",
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  "textContent": "mclennonyaoi:\n\n> mclennonyaoi:\n>\n>> why don’t they make a baby pope.\n>\n> having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants",
  "title": "why don’t they make a baby pope."
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