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  "textContent": "countinglobsters:\n\n> ho-ho-homosxual:\n>\n>> gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience\n>>\n>> when i first got on i was like “why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they’re so random and annoying”\n>>\n>> but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!\n>>\n>> amd you’re all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O’ Meter refills like a video game health bar\n>>\n>> i larb you gimmick blogs <3\n>\n> There are _**0**_ lobsters in this post",
  "title": "gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience"
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