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  "textContent": "combataromantic:\n\n> combataromantic:\n>\n>> Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do\n>\n> Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.",
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