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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-18T20:40:26.000Z",
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  "tags": [
    "poll adventure",
    "probablybadrpgideas",
    "Part One",
    "Part Two",
    "fisher",
    "merchant",
    "boat maker",
    "chandler",
    "farmer",
    "sailer",
    "priest",
    "politican",
    "odd-jobber",
    "something else",
    "Ship for sale (mildly haunted)",
    "Lost cat (reward). Answers to Jumbo",
    "Crew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expedition",
    "Whoever is playing trumpet every night please stop",
    "Help wanted: appretice netter",
    "plEAs fnd sexy mermAid",
    "Cockles 2 copper an ounce",
    "Election next week! Last chance to run for mayor",
    "Missing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants",
    "Owner’s house",
    "Rock pools",
    "The quay",
    "The salt pans",
    "The market",
    "The woods outside of town",
    "The meadow",
    "The cemetery",
    "The shipyard",
    "The headland",
    "Set out some food",
    "Polymorph into a mouse",
    "Break into a crypt",
    "Stand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly",
    "Ask the caretaker",
    "Roam the cemetery with a dark lantern*",
    "Box on a stick",
    "Turn an open grave into a pit trap",
    "Use a dog to sniff it out",
    "Open packets of cat food until it comes running",
    "Stand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly, but in the dark",
    "Tearing open fish with your bare hands",
    "Going wild on a roast chicken",
    "Box O’ Worms",
    "Anachronistic turkey twizzlers in brown paper",
    "Mouse trap is a kind of pet food packet",
    "Cat meat. Inna bun",
    "black-footed cat",
    "Scoop up the carcass in your bag",
    "Gently pick up the carcass with Jumbo still inside",
    "Scruff of the neck",
    "Try to get just Jumbo into your bag",
    "Chicken trail",
    "Go fetch the owner while it’s sleeping"
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  "textContent": "probablybadrpgideas:\n\n> probablybadrpgideas:\n>\n>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>\n>>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>>\n>>>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>>>\n>>>>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>>>>\n>>>>>> Threequel!\n>>>>>>\n>>>>>> Part One\n>>>>>>\n>>>>>> Part Two\n>>>>>>\n>>>>>> Your return to your little village on the coast. What do you do here again?\n>>>>>>\n>>>>>> fishermerchantboat makerchandlerfarmersailerpriestpoliticanodd-jobbersomething else\n>>>>>\n>>>>> After regaling the people at the pub with the tales of your adventures (and selling several of them some soup cheese), you go to check out the town noticeboard.\n>>>>>\n>>>>> What draws your eye?\n>>>>>\n>>>>> Ship for sale (mildly haunted)Lost cat (reward). Answers to JumboCrew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expeditionWhoever is playing trumpet every night please stopHelp wanted: appretice netterplEAs fnd sexy mermAidCockles 2 copper an ounceElection next week! Last chance to run for mayorMissing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants\n>>>>\n>>>> Poor Jumbo :-( Where should you look first?\n>>>>\n>>>> Owner’s houseRock poolsThe quayThe salt pansThe marketThe woods outside of townThe meadowThe cemeteryThe shipyardThe headland\n>>>\n>>> To the cemetery!\n>>>\n>>> How are you looking for the cat?\n>>>\n>>> Set out some foodPolymorph into a mouseBreak into a cryptStand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedlyAsk the caretaker\n>>\n>> The caretaker says he hasn’t seen any cats around, but they tend to be most active around dawn and dusk, right?\n>>\n>> How to spot a crepuscular creature?\n>>\n>> Roam the cemetery with a dark lantern*Box on a stickTurn an open grave into a pit trapUse a dog to sniff it outOpen packets of cat food until it comes runningStand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly, but in the dark\n>>\n>> *a lantern with a shutter allowing the user to quickly swap between light and dark\n>\n> This is Ye Olden Dayes and Whiskers pouches haven’t been invented yet. What should you try?\n>\n> Tearing open fish with your bare handsGoing wild on a roast chickenBox O’ WormsAnachronistic turkey twizzlers in brown paperMouse trap is a kind of pet food packetCat meat. Inna bun\n>\n> note: cat meat is little chunks of meat sold from carts for people to feed to cats\n\nWhat looks in the dark like a small tabby cat approaches you cautiously. As it comes closer, you realise thanks to your time exploring that this is a black-footed cat! It begins to gnaw on one of the nearby hunks of chicken, then settles down to nap within the carcass, clearly satisfied it can finish it off whenever it likes\n\nHow are you getting Jumbo home?\n\nScoop up the carcass in your bagGently pick up the carcass with Jumbo still insideScruff of the neckTry to get just Jumbo into your bagChicken trailGo fetch the owner while it’s sleeping",
  "title": "What looks in the dark like a small tabby cat approaches you cautiously. As it comes closer, you…"
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