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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-08T15:03:21.000Z",
  "site": "https://probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com",
  "tags": [
    "poll adventure",
    "probablybadrpgideas",
    "Part One",
    "Part Two",
    "fisher",
    "merchant",
    "boat maker",
    "chandler",
    "farmer",
    "sailer",
    "priest",
    "politican",
    "odd-jobber",
    "something else",
    "Ship for sale (mildly haunted)",
    "Lost cat (reward). Answers to Jumbo",
    "Crew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expedition",
    "Whoever is playing trumpet every night please stop",
    "Help wanted: appretice netter",
    "plEAs fnd sexy mermAid",
    "Cockles 2 copper an ounce",
    "Election next week! Last chance to run for mayor",
    "Missing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants",
    "Owner’s house",
    "Rock pools",
    "The quay",
    "The salt pans",
    "The market",
    "The woods outside of town",
    "The meadow",
    "The cemetery",
    "The shipyard",
    "The headland",
    "Set out some food",
    "Polymorph into a mouse",
    "Break into a crypt",
    "Stand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly",
    "Ask the caretaker",
    "Roam the cemetery with a dark lantern*",
    "Box on a stick",
    "Turn an open grave into a pit trap",
    "Use a dog to sniff it out",
    "Open packets of cat food until it comes running",
    "Stand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly, but in the dark"
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  "textContent": "probablybadrpgideas:\n\n> probablybadrpgideas:\n>\n>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>\n>>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>>\n>>>> Threequel!\n>>>>\n>>>> Part One\n>>>>\n>>>> Part Two\n>>>>\n>>>> Your return to your little village on the coast. What do you do here again?\n>>>>\n>>>> fishermerchantboat makerchandlerfarmersailerpriestpoliticanodd-jobbersomething else\n>>>\n>>> After regaling the people at the pub with the tales of your adventures (and selling several of them some soup cheese), you go to check out the town noticeboard.\n>>>\n>>> What draws your eye?\n>>>\n>>> Ship for sale (mildly haunted)Lost cat (reward). Answers to JumboCrew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expeditionWhoever is playing trumpet every night please stopHelp wanted: appretice netterplEAs fnd sexy mermAidCockles 2 copper an ounceElection next week! Last chance to run for mayorMissing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants\n>>\n>> Poor Jumbo :-( Where should you look first?\n>>\n>> Owner’s houseRock poolsThe quayThe salt pansThe marketThe woods outside of townThe meadowThe cemeteryThe shipyardThe headland\n>\n> To the cemetery!\n>\n> How are you looking for the cat?\n>\n> Set out some foodPolymorph into a mouseBreak into a cryptStand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedlyAsk the caretaker\n\nThe caretaker says he hasn’t seen any cats around, but they tend to be most active around dawn and dusk, right?\n\nHow to spot a crepuscular creature?\n\nRoam the cemetery with a dark lantern*Box on a stickTurn an open grave into a pit trapUse a dog to sniff it outOpen packets of cat food until it comes runningStand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly, but in the dark\n\n*a lantern with a shutter allowing the user to quickly swap between light and dark",
  "title": "The caretaker says he hasn’t seen any cats around, but they tend to be most active around dawn and…"
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