Dwarves do NOT drink foaming tankards of ale, as some would have you believe. Dwarves drink foaming tankards of foam. Dwarvish ale is like 90% foam, and master brewers can get it to a mousse or whipped-cream-like consistency. They say that as the craft advances there shall one day be ale you need to eat with a spoon. Elves drink hand sanitizer with cranberry flavoring.