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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-04T05:43:31.000Z",
  "site": "https://probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com",
  "tags": [
    "poll adventure",
    "probablybadrpgideas",
    "Part One",
    "Part Two",
    "fisher",
    "merchant",
    "boat maker",
    "chandler",
    "farmer",
    "sailer",
    "priest",
    "politican",
    "odd-jobber",
    "something else",
    "Ship for sale (mildly haunted)",
    "Lost cat (reward). Answers to Jumbo",
    "Crew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expedition",
    "Whoever is playing trumpet every night please stop",
    "Help wanted: appretice netter",
    "plEAs fnd sexy mermAid",
    "Cockles 2 copper an ounce",
    "Election next week! Last chance to run for mayor",
    "Missing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants",
    "Owner’s house",
    "Rock pools",
    "The quay",
    "The salt pans",
    "The market",
    "The woods outside of town",
    "The meadow",
    "The cemetery",
    "The shipyard",
    "The headland",
    "Set out some food",
    "Polymorph into a mouse",
    "Break into a crypt",
    "Stand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedly",
    "Ask the caretaker"
  ],
  "textContent": "probablybadrpgideas:\n\n> probablybadrpgideas:\n>\n>> probablybadrpgideas:\n>>\n>>> Threequel!\n>>>\n>>> Part One\n>>>\n>>> Part Two\n>>>\n>>> Your return to your little village on the coast. What do you do here again?\n>>>\n>>> fishermerchantboat makerchandlerfarmersailerpriestpoliticanodd-jobbersomething else\n>>\n>> After regaling the people at the pub with the tales of your adventures (and selling several of them some soup cheese), you go to check out the town noticeboard.\n>>\n>> What draws your eye?\n>>\n>> Ship for sale (mildly haunted)Lost cat (reward). Answers to JumboCrew wanted for COMPLETELY LEGAL expeditionWhoever is playing trumpet every night please stopHelp wanted: appretice netterplEAs fnd sexy mermAidCockles 2 copper an ounceElection next week! Last chance to run for mayorMissing child: last seen near the salt pans, answers to Lucas or Mr Pants\n>\n> Poor Jumbo :-( Where should you look first?\n>\n> Owner’s houseRock poolsThe quayThe salt pansThe marketThe woods outside of townThe meadowThe cemeteryThe shipyardThe headland\n\nTo the cemetery!\n\nHow are you looking for the cat?\n\nSet out some foodPolymorph into a mouseBreak into a cryptStand in the middle and shout “Jumbo” repeatedlyAsk the caretaker",
  "title": "To the cemetery!"
}