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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-04T01:18:47.000Z",
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  "textContent": "­The seven seals are open, the seven trumpets are blown and the angels of the abyss have come to put your shit right back inside.\n\n-Pencil",
  "title": "The digestive systems of the gods are absolutely 100% efficient, every single atom they consume is used So, they don’t really understand bio-waste They see their precious mortals going to the toilet, and just assume they’re falling apart And the time has finally come, to fix this"
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