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  "textContent": "­\n\nzigzagzoom94:\n\n> This sounds like a Doofenshmirtz \"-inator\"\n\nan excellent point. how does this prevent mom seeing what the boys have been doing?",
  "title": "terrible concept: BBEG who is sick to death of being forced to sign up to websites just to watch a tv show decides to enforce total anonymity on literally every person in the world in a twisted show of benevolence"
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