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  "textContent": "  1. Ghost of a clown who follows you around calling you mean names\n  2. Monster who gives you depression. It only knows the spell “inflict depression”. This doesn’t benefit it in any way. It’s just an asshole.\n  3. Outsider who comes to our dimension to punch ugly people to death\n  4. BRAIN MOLE, THE MOLE IN YOUR BRAIN!\n  5. Construct made of pure elemental sadness\n  6. Thing that drinks your bones. Not eats them, drinks them. Slurp Slurp.\n  7. Graveyard someone buried a vampire in and now the whole fucking graveyard is just one big vampire. Someone’s getting fired for this.\n  8. Naptime fairies who jump you and forcibly tuck you in to bed because you look all tuckered out.\n  9. Monster that can only eat the undead so it goes around killing people, reanimating them as zombies and then eating them\n  10. Summoning circle someone fucked up making hard enough it’s now alive and wondering around summoning random shit.\n\n\n\nMake your guesses! Answers after the break!\n\nIn order!\n\n  1. Taunting Haunt (MM5)\n  2. Joystealer (MM4)\n  3. Visilight (MM3)\n  4. This is the fake! The BRAIN MOLE is actually in the Expanded Psionics Handbook.\n  5. Gloom Golem (MM3)\n  6. Bonedrinker (MM3)\n  7. Corpse Gatherer (MM2)\n  8. Petal (MM3)\n  9. Rot Reaver (MM3)\n  10. Summoning Ooze (MM3)\n\n",
  "title": "I’ve been going through the later Monster Manuals, which of the following is NOT an actual monster from a 3rd edition Monster Manual?"
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