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  "textContent": "I would argue the first fact is true, but I've never met a Dutch sailor",
  "title": "Player character: a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder. He treats the parrot like some kind of avian ChatGPT. The parrot regularly spouts dubious facts, such as “less than 4% of Dutch sailors excrete gold” or “dolphin milk is rich in vitamin C”."
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