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  "publishedAt": "2026-04-01T15:09:35.000Z",
  "site": "https://probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com",
  "tags": [
    "April fools!",
    "We would never work with Hasbro",
    "Also I think the technology is still a few years out"
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  "textContent": "After several years in the RPG community, Mod Pencil and Mod Paper are proud to announce we’re finally working with Hasbo to be ported into D&D 5th edition!\n\nThese are our last few hours as humans before we are reduced down to a D&D character sheet and distributed to the gaming community!\n\nQUESTIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE:\n\nQ: Do you mean that we’re getting your official stats as D&D characters?\n\nA: No, we the flesh-and-blood people are being physically ported into D&D.\n\nQ: Is the process painful?\n\nA: Extremely.\n\nQ: Where can we buy you?\n\nA: There’s no need, we’ll show up in your D&D games, working down the follower list alphabetically.\n\nQ: Why D&D?\n\nA: If you know another RPG, I’d like to hear it!\n\nQ: How do I RP you accurately in my game?\n\nA: Again, this is not a game supplement, this is the actual physical people being literally ported into D&D. So we can still RP ourselves. Don’t worry.\n\nQ: What does this mean for the future of your blog?\n\nA: Sayonara you weeabo shits.\n\nThis is a bold new direction for the podcast, but we hope you’ll enjoy this exciting direction for our ontologies!\n\nWe’ll see you in your games soon! Please avoid making your RPGs too unpleasant! We have to live there now!\n\n  * Mod Pencil!\n\n",
  "title": "Exciting news everyone!"
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